Regrets of a Programmer

Now when I am all old and about to retire I think why didn’t I leave work when I got tired? When I look back I have lots of regrets I spent my life in gets and sets . I could have basked in sun and played with hoops Instead of figuring out for and while loops. I wasn’t around much when my kids grew I regret, why I kept figuring catch and throw . Wish I could go back in time using GOTO Take my kids to a park when they were two. Spend some time with my friends, go to a club Without worrying where to use push and pop . Why didn’t I write a program to go back in time? Live like I wanted to in my prime. Have fun, be merry and enjoy with family And not have unnecessary nightly meetings daily. Not worry about promotions or year-end ratings Remember birthdays not the config settings. I am all old and about to retire with regrets Why did I spend my life in font size and border breadths ? I could have gone on tours and trips Instead...