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Facebook not working - worldwide commotion

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Hundreds of teenagers from around the world started committing suicide when Facebook got offline today. They were posting their selfies and status updates when Facebook went down. These teenagers and many in their 20s were not able to understand how it happened to them. They thought their facebook account has been suspended by the company because they sent too many friend request to unknown girls. They were unable to take this as the "social networking site" was their "social life". Many kids called 911 because they were unable to take the pressure of not being able to post their selfies and status updates showing how much fun they were sitting in class and not paying attention to teachers. Many of these teenagers even tried committing suicide as they couldn't imagine a life without social life, aka social networking site. Men and women in their 20s and early 30s were little better to handle the pressure. Most credit goes to their bosses who made them ...

Boring Office Session

Meeting में बैठा मैं कुछ कुछ सोच रहा हूँ अपने विचारधाराओं को कहीं और मोड़ रहा हूँ अभी अभी start हुआ है ये     session फिर भी bore   हुआ हूँ as if it’s been hours long. एक ही बात करते हैं ये repeat क्या सोचते हैं ये कि हम हैं brainless meat ? Pen लाया लेकिन notebook लाना गया भूल ऊपर से आगे बैठा सुन रहा हूँ सारे rules Thank God I borrowed a paper नहीं तो अपने कान पे कैसे लगता zipper Half an hour session में आ रही है खाँसी , छींक और नींद Hour long होता तो हो जाती internal bleed कोई सो रहा है , चश्मा साफ़ कर रहा है या कर   रहा है drawing की कोशिश Bore तो सारे हो गए   हैं , including managers and leads.   4/13/2015. 10am PST (in a boring session)